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Ask me anything   gather ye rosebuds while ye may

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via exploding-boy)

— 11 hours ago with 310830 notes
weirdvintage:

The Kaiser Mustache Trainer will overcome every objectionable feature of a mustache with just five minutes a day!  1902.  (via Vintage-Ads)

weirdvintage:

The Kaiser Mustache Trainer will overcome every objectionable feature of a mustache with just five minutes a day!  1902.  (via Vintage-Ads)

(via ramoorebooks)

— 12 hours ago with 1287 notes
ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

(Source: flux-rad, via empressfab)

— 1 week ago with 96716 notes

buttwyatt:

david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are

(via coolator)

— 2 weeks ago with 22344 notes

deanisadisneyprincess:

doctor: I’m afraid you have a rare disease called onomatopoeia
patient: is it serious?
doctor: it’s just as bad as it sounds

(Source: deanlovesyousammy, via madrantings)

— 2 weeks ago with 45103 notes
I've never thought about being a woman →

Falling back on being a woman as an identity is too easy.”

— 2 weeks ago
#being a woman